How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
How to eat salad
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”