How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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How to eat salad


How to eat salad

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Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."

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*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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