urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via metalhearted)

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

(via australiansanta)

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

(Source: hellanerd, via zackisontumblr)

(via writtenly)

(Source: ileftmyheartintokyo, via cuntinued)

Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."

(Source: ABLUTOR, via cuntinued)

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via scottsmisadventure)

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

(via perks-of-being-chinese)